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Jag tror jag blir kvar här resten av mitt liv. Jag funderar nämligen på att fria till min nerdy professor hahaha.
Idag skrev vi en pjäs allihopa under lektionstid = några roliga själar bidrog, jag satt bara och garvade. Nu mailade han hela klassen scripten för att han tyckte det blev så roligt hahaha, jag dör, det är det mest oseriösa ever, men täntke visa er vad vi gör här i staterna på electronic media writing:
Idag skrev vi en pjäs allihopa under lektionstid = några roliga själar bidrog, jag satt bara och garvade. Nu mailade han hela klassen scripten för att han tyckte det blev så roligt hahaha, jag dör, det är det mest oseriösa ever, men täntke visa er vad vi gör här i staterna på electronic media writing:
BILLY AND JOHNNY
EXT. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL OUTFIELD - DAY
JOHNNY and BILLY are eight years old. They are dressed in
their hugely over-sized Baltimore Orioles uniforms. They
stand lazily with their mitts at their sides, not ready for
action. Billy is chewing gum. Johnny is swatting flies
with his cap.
JOHNNY
Where are we?
BILLY
I dunno, but never eating that many
pixy-stix ever again!
A CRACK of a bat is heard in the distance
JOHNNY
I wonder how french fries taste on
pizza.
BILLY
I need to pee.
A baseball falls behind them. The crowd is
CHEERING. BILLY’S DAD ENTERS. He trips on the ball that
fell earlier. The ball lands over by Billy’s feet.
BILLY
You okay Dad?
JOHNNY
What are ya’ drunk?
BILLY’S DAD
Just a buzz, God. Quit leaving
your toys in the lawn, ya’ damn
kid.
Billy throws the ball away. The crowd CHEERS again, even
louder.
BILLY’S DAD
(TO CROWD)
Whaddaya wanna fight??
Crowd BOOS.
BILLY
Dad!
JOHNNY
What’s their problem?
UMPIRE
(OFF CAMERA)
You’re out!
Billy’s dad turns around. An UNZIP of his fly is heard and
he begins peeing.
JOHNNY
Your Dad’s a weird-o.
BILLY
Shut up!
SECURITY GUARDS ENTER. Guards tackle Billy’s Dad, sending
them all flying off camera. GUARDS, and BILLY’S DAD EXIT. ENTER MANAGER
MANAGER
How old are you kids?
BILLY
I don’t talk to strangers.
MANAGER
You guys have a great future ahead
of you.
JOHNNY
You mean ice cream??
MANAGER
How would you like to sign this
contract and make enough money to
eat ice cream for the rest of your
life?!
JOHNNY AND BILLY
(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
Done!
Fade to black
HAHAHAHA. Best screen play ever?
EXT. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL OUTFIELD - DAY
JOHNNY and BILLY are eight years old. They are dressed in
their hugely over-sized Baltimore Orioles uniforms. They
stand lazily with their mitts at their sides, not ready for
action. Billy is chewing gum. Johnny is swatting flies
with his cap.
JOHNNY
Where are we?
BILLY
I dunno, but never eating that many
pixy-stix ever again!
A CRACK of a bat is heard in the distance
JOHNNY
I wonder how french fries taste on
pizza.
BILLY
I need to pee.
A baseball falls behind them. The crowd is
CHEERING. BILLY’S DAD ENTERS. He trips on the ball that
fell earlier. The ball lands over by Billy’s feet.
BILLY
You okay Dad?
JOHNNY
What are ya’ drunk?
BILLY’S DAD
Just a buzz, God. Quit leaving
your toys in the lawn, ya’ damn
kid.
Billy throws the ball away. The crowd CHEERS again, even
louder.
BILLY’S DAD
(TO CROWD)
Whaddaya wanna fight??
Crowd BOOS.
BILLY
Dad!
JOHNNY
What’s their problem?
UMPIRE
(OFF CAMERA)
You’re out!
Billy’s dad turns around. An UNZIP of his fly is heard and
he begins peeing.
JOHNNY
Your Dad’s a weird-o.
BILLY
Shut up!
SECURITY GUARDS ENTER. Guards tackle Billy’s Dad, sending
them all flying off camera. GUARDS, and BILLY’S DAD EXIT. ENTER MANAGER
MANAGER
How old are you kids?
BILLY
I don’t talk to strangers.
MANAGER
You guys have a great future ahead
of you.
JOHNNY
You mean ice cream??
MANAGER
How would you like to sign this
contract and make enough money to
eat ice cream for the rest of your
life?!
JOHNNY AND BILLY
(SIMULTANEOUSLY)
Done!
Fade to black
HAHAHAHA. Best screen play ever?
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